Welcome to Twitter Tuesday, our weekly roundup of the best of the wild and wacky world of Brazilian Twitter.

We’ll start off with a cat that doesn’t know its own strength.

PSA: Don’t step on the lily pad…

And the Oscar for Best Improvisation goes to…

Then there’s this rather barbed post from a Brazilian parody account:

Translation: Global recession forces Pope Francisco to get a second job as the Antichrist.

And speaking of the Antichrist…

Translation: Court orders city hall to remove biblical phrases from a park in Praia Grande.

We’ll finish up with this cute-in-a-sad-way cartoon that needs no translation:

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